Open daily — chaos included
Bedrock's most
chaotic café
Fred takes your order. Wilma makes it perfect. Barney makes your coffee — usually right. Welcome to The Flintstones Table. Yabba Dabba Do you want coffee?
Barney Rubble
Dino holding coffee
Mon – Fri
From When Fred Wakes Up
Saturday
Early — Wilma Serves Today
Sunday
Until Fred is Tired
Yabba Dabba Coffee  · Prehistoric breakfast menu  · Wilma's baked goods daily  · Barney's SPECIAL bar  · Oat · Almond · Mammoth Milk  · Family chaos welcome  · Yabba Dabba Coffee  · Prehistoric breakfast menu  · Wilma's baked goods daily  · Barney's SPECIAL bar  · Oat · Almond · Mammoth Milk  · Family chaos welcome  ·
Fred cooking
Est.
2000BC
From the town of Bedrock
Our story
A place to
land (if Fred doesn't seat you first)
The Flintstones Table was Fred's idea. Wilma made it work (when she found out). Barney thought he helped. We've been feeding Bedrock since 2000BC — honest food, great coffee, and a family atmosphere that's equal parts warm and wonderfully chaotic.
5000+
Years in Bedrock
Times Fred got the order wrong
3
Coffees. Fred ordered 12.
0
Frozen pastries. Wilma forbids it.
Right now
This week's specials
Our specials change weekly with what's fresh from the market and the farm.
Brunch
Prehistoric Brekky
Giant Eggs, Dinosaur Bacon, Mountain Goat Sausages. Served with Primitive Toast.
Lunch
The Bronto Burger
Beef Patty with all the classic trimmings. Served with Dino Fries and Ketchup.
Coffee
Yabba Dabba Latte
Double Ristretto, oat milk, vanilla — Barney calls it a masterpiece. Wilma calls it an accident.
Come in
Find
us
Address
1 Main Street
Bedrock
Hours
Mon – Fri   From When Fred Wakes Up
Saturday   Early, Wilma Serves Today
Sunday      Until Fred Is Tired
Contact
To the Stone Mailbox, Dino delivery on Tuesday
For events and catering enquiries
Map of Bedrock
The Flintstones Table